Stop overloading my lady brain.
spread some cheer :) →
Dear Shia LeBeouf, I will never take you seriously...
First, your last name is The Beef. Secondly, you will always be the weird kid from that Disney Channel show. Not happening.
Elementary school throwback time! Own it, you...
The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright,...– Banksy (via ihavegoodtaste)
onemoretimewithfeeling: Damien Rice & Ray...
They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them...– Andy Warhol (via affremblequotes)
Those who journey can easily understand, the more they see the more...– Brendan James, All I Can See
Nothing cutens up a country like panda bears.– Mary Carillo, doing some hard hitting sports journalism during NBC’s Olympic coverage. Though I would agree.
Attendants will be coming around to make sure your seat belts are fastened and...– Flight attendant on my flight back from Philly. If only it were that easy, sassy Southwest Airlines flight attendant.
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple,...– Charles Mingus (via affremblequotes)
Greg: What do you do for exercise?
Hobie: Tiddly winks. And an occasional anxiety attack.
~Melinda and Melinda
7:25. Camera finally comes! (I swear the UPS man tried to ding-dong ditch me. If he hadn’t fallen down the stairs as he was trying to dash away after ringing the doorbell, I don’t know if I would have caught him.) 7:50ish. To be fair to UPS man, there is now a tornado warning in effect and it’s getting rather scary outside. We live on the second floor of a rickety 2 story house....
Just wanted to point out that by the middle of the film the Batmobile had, in...– Overheard…Re: The Dark Knight
So I ordered a new one of these.
And it’s coming today. So I’m sitting here like a kid on Christmas morning. I should be working. I have projects to get done. Not running to the front windows every 5 minutes to see if it’s here yet. Damn you UPS, why you gotta leave me hanging? I think I might rather not know what day it’s supposed to come.
Sure…I gotcha. New York, third-wave feminist, college-educated, single and...– Jack Donahey
times when it's very cool to live in chicago...
Walking out of a showing of The Dark Knight directly into “Gotham City.” (Seriously, it was so much more blatently Chicago in this one than the first. Not complaining)